Rantings of an opinionated windbag (or two).

 
Funny Story of The Day

Got some Smith Toaster glasses for my birthday - the kind with three sets of interchangeable lenses. Got the package when I got home, went into the bathroom to crap, and opened the box while on the crapper. Left the glasses in the bathroom. Went into bathroom later and peed. picked up the glasses and lenses as i flushed, and dropped extra lenses in toilet. Madly dropped to knees, hands in pissy, swirling water. Managed to force both plastic bags holding lenses away from the water funnel. But alas, one of the bags was open, and the lens slipped down - gone. Suppose I could disassemble the toilet in hopes of finding it, but that is probably not worth it, considering the potential problems that could ensue. Oh well.

posted by Cormac at 7:08 PM

 
Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Are You?"

Go here to take test. Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Are You? - Quizilla

My results:

YOU ARE RULE 20(a)! You are Rule 20, an important part of the Federal Rules' policy of permissive joinder. You are designed specifically to allow as many parties in an action as can be tried efficiently, and you'll include someone as long as there is some factual overlap between a claim involving them and the rest of the case at hand. You are popular, out-going, and are never far from friends. However, your overly gregarious nature and magnanimous approach to all things cause your closest friends to wonder that, even when you're surrounded by your compatriots, there is a part of you that feels cold and very alone.

posted by Cormac at 11:14 PM